Ok so my father in law ( I literally just accidentally wrote father in love because I adore that man) gave me a recipe for sausage stew, only he calls it Italian soup, he's wrong.
It's not overly italian, and it's not really soupy, it's more like a stew. Regardless it's fucking nom and you should make it for dinner. Even you vegans, you can alter it to have some fucking vegan sausage or fake hotdogs or whatever it is that you eat, and the soup stock, use vegetable. I'm sure it'll taste decent, but I'll be fucked if I'm going to do it, so let me know how it tastes.
This is a quick throw together, likely good on a nice autumn evening or cold spring day, hell it's 30 degrees outside and I'm making it because I know my husband will shit himself with glee knowing that he's not got some crap home made macaroni and cheese concoction to murder his pallet waiting for him when he gets home, ketchup cures all?
Sausage fucking stew
8oz italian sausage
2 cups chicken broth
1 20oz can of tomatoes, (diced)
1/2 tsp salt
1/4 tsp pepper
1/2 tsp oregano
1/2 cup long grain rice.
1 can 14oz bean medley (drained)
**I threw some frozen vegetables in the mix as there was a minuscule amount left in the freezer.
Anyways, it's a pretty straight forward recipe. For sausage I used Heritage farms double smoked CHEEEESE sausage. I like it because you don't have to pre cook it, and it doesn't get all mushy and tasteless once it's been cooked with the other ingredients. I opted for the cheese ones this time because I totally eat the chunks of sausage when I'm waiting for the pot to heat the oil, and hai, cheese is amazing.
Yeah about that, throw about two tablespoons or splashes or who cares into a big pot. Once it's warming, chop the sausages up into chunks, I like to cube it, you can slice it if you like to choke on enormous sausages *snicker*, I'm feeding this to kids so bite sized is the way to go.
Huck the sausages into the pan and brown them in the oil...you CAN drain the fat, but I never do, with this sausage I found it didn't really make much oil so cares, I do not.
Once brown, get your chicken broth, diced tomatoes, salt, pepper, and oregano into the pan, bring it up to boil.
I get whatever diced tomatoes and beans are on sale, this time I got the salt free stuff this time because I'm adding salt to the recipe, don't be duped though, it seems a lot of the time, the salt free stuff costs MORE than the fucking regular tomatoes, not much more but you'd think it would cost them less to omit a stupid ingredient so really, buy whatever the fuck you want.
Once that shit is boiling add the beans (drain the crap out of it) and the rice. Reduce it to a simmer, cover it, and let it simmer for like 15-20 minutes, until the rice gets sucked up. If you have kids, note that if you ever make a brothy soup, rice will save your sanity. It sucks up the moisture and makes it a lot easier for the kids to eat, thus saving your time in the laundry room. Even if you don't have kids and you have a husband with the metabolism of a hummingbird, the rice acts as a filler so you may be able to save some money with a little bit of rice usage. I suppose you could use quinoa too but I've never tried. GO CRAZY, I don't care.
That's it, enjoy. Tell people it was a long arduous process that took blood sweat and tears to make such an amazing medley. Celiac friendly as long as the sausages don't contain gluten!
Thursday, July 17, 2014
Tuesday, July 15, 2014
2 ingredient CAKE POPS!
Fast and easy cake pops! Who has time to roll out the cake mix AFTER cooking it, only to have another bunch of steps left?
Ingredients:
Instructions:
1:After drinking your double double, in a clean and child free zone (cardboard kills people!) CAREFULLY open the box of timbits.
2:Taste one or five to ensure quality and toxicity. We wouldn't want one of our tiny infesters to fall ill due to our negligence. (Ohh the sacrifices we make...)
3: With CLEAN hands (remember, you just pounded like 8 timbits!) push popsicle sticks into the bottom of timbit. If you cannot locate the bottom, choose appropriate location.
4: Wow and amaze your guests with culinary genius.
Ingredients:
- Tim bits (Donut holes for you yanks!)
- Popsicle sticks.
Instructions:
1:After drinking your double double, in a clean and child free zone (cardboard kills people!) CAREFULLY open the box of timbits.
2:Taste one or five to ensure quality and toxicity. We wouldn't want one of our tiny infesters to fall ill due to our negligence. (Ohh the sacrifices we make...)
3: With CLEAN hands (remember, you just pounded like 8 timbits!) push popsicle sticks into the bottom of timbit. If you cannot locate the bottom, choose appropriate location.
4: Wow and amaze your guests with culinary genius.
yes pinterest, I'm mocking you.
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